Friday 29th May 2009

[chewy]

Bet Dudman won't dare to show his face.............he owes me £40,000...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The rest of this post has been deleted too many banned words in it. Please try again when you are sober.

[steve d]

I will be there ,and i put my hands up we were beaten by the better team on the night .BUT we were there unlike your team .Fancy double or quits you to lose fa cup

O buy the way gona have to spongebob you on the £40k

[steve d]

To save you boring me to death Friday see below .....................


Lionel Messi has reported that his house was burgled last night .
Italian police suspect the Man Utd midfield as they were nowhere to be seen from 7:30 - 10:00PM .

Italian police are searching for 10 men in white shirts missing since 20:54 local time. They were last seen looking for a football

I was on the way in today and I could hear this beeping noise coming
from Salford. Must have been the open-top bus reversing back into the
garage.


Apparently Wayne Rooney has had a phone call from Harry Potter. He wants
his invisible cloak back


Swine Flu discovered in Italy: 30,000 United fans pig-sick.


Welder needed in Salford: to put the roof back on a double-decker bus.


Traffic Update: All roads in Manchester open as usual today


Ferdinand off to Spain: he's got a job on the beach at Benidorm.


What does a United fan say to his son after watching The Mighty Reds
retain the Champions League? "Turn the Playstation off son, it's getting
late."


Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European
cup final, they must play with two balls so they can have a kick.

For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags - good as new - only been waved
for 10 minutes

For Sale: 70,000 Man United Champions League Winners 2009 t-shirts.
Contact http://www.overconfidentbastards.com
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A bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks "How much for humiliation?"

The Madam answers "40 Euros"

"What do I get for that?" he asks.

"A Man United shirt"


Apparently all roads now lead out of Rome and back to London, Devon,
Dublin, Dorset...


Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding
him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.

And finally... Manchester City Council have today issued a flood warning
due to the masses of City fans pissing themselves with laughter.